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About Me Member Deviously Deviant phryxianhoundmasterMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 9 Months
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rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated

Wed Oct 28, 2009, 12:58 PM
After a few bleak months without internet, reduced to checking email and surfing facebook with a phone (I once spent four months in the mountains marveling at such wonders of technology as spoons and matches. Now it seems I can't live without it) I have finally returned. During my unintentionally self-imposed exile I continued to write and new episodes of Phryxia: Last Stand will be coming shortly.

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I'm a libertarian aspiring dictator if such can be imagined. You will strike away those stupid laws and reduce the scope of the government if my secret police have to imprison and torture your family to make you!

I'm also one of those rare individuals who is so inconceivably awesome that he is misdiagnosed as having delusions of grandeur. You've heard the "most interesting man in the world" commercials for XX beer? Those are just pale copies of the original commercial featuring me, and the beer I prefer (my own homebrew of course). Unfortunately the test subjects were reduced to such a state of rapture that they were effectively comatose. So my commercial never aired widely.

Anything else, just ask. Maybe I'll answer. And maybe my secret police will decide you know too much and must be eliminated.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Terra
  • Interests: world domination, horribly crushing the souls of my best friends, ranting about how great I am
  • Favourite movie: Enemy Mine perhaps
  • Favourite band or musician: Rolling Stones
  • Favourite artist: my sister? http://allafterstudio.com this isn't just a shameless plug. no room to explain th
  • Favourite poet or writer: Myself of course, although I've really enjoyed Asimov and Phillip K Dick
  • Favourite style of art: I don't really understand most art forms. Whatever the experts tell me takes the most skill.
  • Shell of choice: Zoidberg's Carapace
  • Skin of choice: Whatever came off my latest victim.
  • Favourite game: I'm currently designing a card game called Parasite. If you like children, don't even ask
  • Favourite cartoon character: black mage
  • Personal Quote: "I've captured a wee girl! I'm the greatest hero in english history" Willie
  • Tools of the Trade: I always carry a pen. People think it's for writing but I just like stabbing.

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Comments


:iconvetchvespers:
Oh Lordy. :eye:'z beein watched! :paranoid:

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-Quod me nutrit me destruit-
:iconvetchvespers:
poof.

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-Quod me nutrit me destruit-
:iconvetchvespers:
Figured I'd keep my I's on you. :eye: :eye:
:icongivemesmilesplz:

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-Quod me nutrit me destruit-
:icongoateye:
I'm glad you decided to present yourself with such humility. You wouldn't want people to think you were self absorbed or somthing. Oh yeah...Post something David! :nana:

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Mwhahahahahahahahahaha..ha..ha.. wait... what was I laughing at?
:iconbowofanariel:
:)

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"One more body amongst foundations makes little difference. Well? What are you waiting for? Do it. DO IT! " - Rorschach - WATCHMEN

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